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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:15 pm    Post subject: Eh!!! Reply with quote

Shocked


http://www.yorkshire.com/

why?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this for real?

"Visit Leeds"............................

Alive with energy, packed with culture and full of attractions....................discuss...

"Michelin starred restaurants".... I see, they serve grilled tyres

"The Yorkshire Pass"...................they haven't go two bloody hills worthy of the name in Yorkshire, never mind a pass...............

Ooooooooooooops, sorry, of course:

"It's your round, Tyke"

"Pass"

How silly of me
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yorkshire:
The finest ale, fish & chips and fantastic scenery.
Most industrial towns in Britain are shite-holes and Yorkshire has it's fair share.
How about such beauty spots as Helmsley, Pickering, Hawes. Leyburn, Richmond, Kettlewell, Skipton, etc, etc, etc.
Also amongst the finest roads in ther country.
...and it's your round, carrot-crunching git!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done Smiler! Predictably, sticking a Yorkshire stick through the bars of your cage has provoked your 200th post
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Typical sodbuster, counting every letter from subsidy central.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about this?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/may/18/yorkshire
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kylie fresh home from her yorkshire chippy tour!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Ecky thump! She's a big un.
Fart and give us a clue territory there
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohh Andrew when can I run my fingers through your hair again?
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Hmmm would you like it parting sir?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up yer bum ya big Jessie!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you know he liked it there Smiler?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walked into that one Smiler
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With his trousers down!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch it he'll be round kicking your back door in!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...and lobbing something nasty up the back passage.
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