The Dangerous Brothers

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:10 am Post subject: Non-Productive Stock

It has come to my notice that Creamy's daughter, having recently flown the nest, has left behind some bone-idle hens.
They have been in residence at Chez Creamy for several months now and steadfastly refuse to produce any eggs.
He was quoted as saying after eleventeen pints of fine Cumbrian wallop - "Bloody non-productive stock."
Who ever heard of a milkman with virgin hens?
He's now the laughing stock of the Foulridge Pint & Pullet Club.
Local livestock expert Laneshawbridge Len said "the poor bugger couldn't score in a knocking shop so he's no chance with hens. It's about time he stopped looking so cock-sure of himself in public."
Watch out for the special feature in the next edition of Lancashire Life.
Titter!
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Referee · Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:57 am Post subject:

Benny, BENNY - it's your round! Oh Jesus, where's he gone?
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creamy · Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:24 am Post subject:

Fowl Play from wer Yarkshire flag waver methinks.... so here goes....

1. I do not own aforesaid poultry.........they were purchased by my offspring on a recommendation from their mother (!)

2. They smell nicer than Smiler's dog

3. They lose less hair than Smiler's dog

4. They cost less to run than Smiler's dog

5. They drop smaller turds than Smiler's dog

6. They do have egg laying potential (unlike Smiler's dog)

7. They are a nicer class of bird than anything Smiler has pulled lately (pure bred Marans)

7. I don't like eggs (unless they are scrambled)

8. That's two seven's.........OK, I can't count now.........can you after two bottles of Vino Horizonto?

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:32 am Post subject:

Sounds like I touched a raw nerve when referring to Creamy's weary poultry.
At least we might be OK for Xmas dinner providing they survive long enough.
No point asking for a boiled egg though.
Chicken butty anyone?
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creamy · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:28 am Post subject:

Budgie Vindaloo for you matey, with a Capon Tikka Massala starter!

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:23 am Post subject:

My my, we were up late weren't we.
Sounds like a portion of dripping might be in order - Your pay I seem to remember.
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guest · 2nd Lieutenant Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Posts: 64

Smiler and DOGS.
Well what would you expect

creamy · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:45 pm Post subject:

On top of that, he supports Leeds, who picked up more cards tonight at The Lane than Smiler gets at Christmas Shocked

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:16 pm Post subject:

Harumphh....
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Finbarr Saunders · Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:54 pm Post subject:

Careful Creamy, you didn't knock those Tykes over as easily as you thought you would.

creamy · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:39 pm Post subject:

Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of 'ems laid an egg!

Picture to follow..........................

Finbarr Saunders · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject:

What, you a grandad?