The Dangerous Brothers

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:13 am Post subject: Potty Trouble

Serious drainage issues in Coniston this week which many think is as a result of a recent visit to Chez Smiler of Burnley Mountaineering Club's Big Frank. He's the only club member with no sense of direction or decency in the bowel department.
Since his one-night stay at my gaff the lavatory has continued to back-up and the situation is getting worse every day. First thing of a morning I am now forced to clench buttocks and dash up to The Sun to use the facilities or there could be dire consequences in the bathroom.
The situation became so bad yesterday I was forced to purchase a bottle of jollop which is supposed to clear drains in under 15 minutes. No joy!
The smell is so bad that the dog now refuses to sleep anywhere but downstairs as the back of the house.
I fear the job may even be too much for Dyno-Rod!!!
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creamy · Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:34 pm Post subject:

KETTLE. POT. BLACK.

guest · 2nd Lieutenant Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Posts: 64

Your not a paki by any chance are you?

Pooer Smiler · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:17 am Post subject:

Problem solved.
Advice sought from an unlikely source, namely Dave "Snitch" Weir our local chimney sweep, has resulted in all flowing freely once again and the usual domestic bliss is restored.
Run out of bog roll though...
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creamy · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:08 pm Post subject:

No change there then